Palin resigned today while I was up in Iowa, and the speech she gave about her decision is borderline incomprehensible and pretty hilarious. Brings back good ol’ memories of freshman-year public speaking class.

Follow along with the transcript! This clip starts about 2/3rds through the speech.

My favorite part? A tie between the random wildlife sounds in the background and the end-of-speech pan to show the less-than-a-dozen people in the audience.