Brief moment from my Iowa trip, or: How I learned to stop worrying and love family gatherings
Aunt Rose: One of Linda's friends is living out in Colorado on a community farm, and they adopted two pregnant goats. One died giving birth, so now they have a bunch of (goat) kids to take care of. I told them, "You do realize that they're born in both male or female varieties, right? And while you can milk the female ones, what can you do with the male goats?"
Rest of extended family, in near-unison: Eat them.
