Postmodern ( and partially-posthumous) Punch-out
John Barth, Roland Barthes, and Donald Barthelme have names that are way too easily confused with each other, especially since they’re all postmodern writers. I propose we resurrect the latter two and adjudicate this in the time-honored tradition of a free-for-all cage match, with winner getting to keep his last name.
Of course, the contenders will be fighting to the death… of the author.