So I went as a Twilight super-fan for Halloween - complete with an incredibly tight Team Edward “What would I do without you?” t-shirt, “It never made sense for you to love me.” button, New Moon and Runs With Vampires bracelets (latter w/ charm), and an uncomfortably teen-girl New Moon fan-magazine. You wouldn’t believe the sheer tonnage of crazy shit at Hot Topic. I also half mussed my hair up in a lame attempt to imitate lame attempts to look like Edward the vampire.

As a measure of my success, about half the people I saw loved the hell out of it. The other half were horrified for humanity.