CSI: Apartment

Last night I went to bed around 11 because I’m prematurely-old, early enough that I wasn’t awake to see Clarissa’s friend Jen visit to cheer her up. Judging from the clues left around our apartment, they:

• Drank two glasses of wine (may have happened later)
• Went to the store to buy some snacks
• Picked up a copy of US Weekly from the checkout line
• Entranced by the cover story on Katy Perry marriage, listened to “Teenage Dream” on my Spotify account while eating their snacks